Banter
"Hurry.... crockery sale at the
Emirates today.. 60,000 mugs, but no cup!"
Email Quote by Chris Dunne following
Arsenal's last minute loss to Birmingham in the League Cup
Final
"I can't believe I'm last. It's
a fix this year...just shows that knowing a lot about football
is no use!!!"
Email Quote by Ray Pover on
learning that he's last in the FFL as at 28th Feb
2011
"I can always come from behind,
Councilor Taylor!"
Email Quote:- by Gary Boyes to
Michael refering to being in last place and the only was is
up...at least that's what I think he
meant!
"I can't wait to see it...in fact, such is the
excitement, I feel a semi coming on!"
Email Quote:- by Gary Boyes to
Bob Barnes. To avoid confusion, Gary was talking about
the construction of the Trophy Cabinet in The Fox, which will
hold none other than the FFL Trophy and FGS Trophies amongst
others.
"I play with myself...it's far
more satisfying!"
Email Quote:- by Gary
Boyes...
"Listen, I can't be good at
golf AND be able to predict football
results!!!"
Email Quote:- by Gary Boyes
following his victory at The Bentley in the Gibbo Charity Golf
Day and learning that he was bottom of the FFL Table with only
5 points...
"The free kick goal made by Liverpool
against Sunderland should NOT have been
allowed."
Quote:- by Binder (John and
Dave) and Rixon - all who insisted they knew better having
passed their F.A. Referee's exams...
Fact:- The Professional Game
Match Officials backed referee Stuart Attwell's decision to
award the goal. Law 13 says: "The ball is in play when
it is kicked and moves." The PGMO said the ball was in
play as soon as "it was kicked by a Sunderland
player".
Result:- Binder Bros and Rixon should
retake their exams.
"I had a bad
back."
Quote:- by Bartholomew - reason
for not coming out to The Fox following Liverpool's defeat
against Northampton.
Fact:- Martin was in The Fox the
very next evening looking remarkable well and free of all
pains (physical...not emotional!)....
Result:- Accept the fact Martin that
whatever you say or do WILL be taken down and used against
you!
"When's the next
update?"
Quote:- by Russell, one minute
after full time of ANY match.
Fact:- Bryan still believes,
despite what The Table shows, he is still Top of The
Table...
Result:- Bryan, as at 26th September
2010, you are 27th on 18 points...
All you have to do is open your mouth and it will reported
on! Any gossip, email me at:- banter@drinkybeer.co.uk...
Cheers for now. | 
Fox
Footie League 2010-11
Banter